ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your step counter used to set goals.
Now it just sends "Hello?" like a relative checking you're still alive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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