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- The sun will eventually swallow the Earth. Until then, the bins still go out…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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