ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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