ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You can do anything you set your mind to.
Your mind has set itself to lying down. Permanently. With snacks.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- A source close to the star confirmed the story. The source is the star.…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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