ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move.
Your audience is very engaged. Just not with lifting a sofa.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- A source close to the star confirmed the story. The source is the star.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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