ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you.
It's not proud. It's given up. Even the bird has moved on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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