ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You wanted a mini-me.
You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost to you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- The losers stay in office until January. It's the only job where being fired…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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