ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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