ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "circling back" since March.
At this point you're space debris.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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