ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dress for the job you want.
The job you have will see you in at nine, in a lanyard, until retirement or restructure. Bet on restructure.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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