ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenting is ten percent love
and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is. Then they leave and take both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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