ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Both sides declared victory.
The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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