ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback.
It cost three new cards and a Sunday. You get roughly 4,000 Sundays. That was one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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