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Everyone's bringing back the dog filter.
Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look on its own since March, and it doesn't come off when you close the app.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
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