ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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