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THURSDAY, 7 APRIL 1960
You've "been meaning to" for three years.
The thing you meant to do has since been invented, finished and replaced by AI.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
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