ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You manifested your dream job.
The universe received the request, checked your CV and moved you to spam.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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