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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "been meaning to" for three years.
The thing you meant to do has since been invented, finished and replaced by AI.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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