ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The bins are now fortnightly.
The council tax is still monthly.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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