ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday".
Except a manager, and he meant your Monday, not his.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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