ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your step counter used to set goals.
Now it just sends "Hello?" like a relative checking you're still alive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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