ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You swore you'd never sound like your parents.
You just said "because I said so" in your dad's exact voice. He lives in you now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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