ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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