ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenthood is a long journey
from "mama" to "can you send money" to them choosing your care home.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The game asks if you want to continue. Nobody ever asks if you want…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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