ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“I'm here for the right reasons.”
The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a fake tan.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- The documentary is unfiltered. It took seven people to remove the filter.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- The game asks if you want to continue. Nobody ever asks if you want…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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