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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”.
Episode 31 has nine listeners and a sponsor that sells protein water. Neither of you is laughing.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
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- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
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