ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- The documentary is unfiltered. It took seven people to remove the filter.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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