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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your partner says they'd be lost without you.
They'd be lost for about eighteen months. Then they'd take up pottery.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
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- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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