ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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