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It was not free to stop.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
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- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
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- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
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