ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A full review is ongoing.
Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review to live.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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