ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Youth is wasted on the young.
You wasted yours too. Old age is next, and you've got form.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- The documentary is unfiltered. It took seven people to remove the filter.
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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