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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
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