ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to something.
They haven't. They've committed to watching your stories within four seconds and replying to nothing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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