ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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