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Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
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- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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