ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings.
It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing, and lost the person who asked how you were.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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