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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Disrupt the industry.
The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for a pound.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
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- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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