ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”.
Episode 31 has nine listeners and a sponsor that sells protein water. Neither of you is laughing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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