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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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