ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some days you're the pigeon.
Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who you were either.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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