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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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