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You typed "speak to an agent" nine times.
The bot sent you a help article about speaking to agents. The agents were let go in March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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