ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You hyped your mate's mixtape.
You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including your mate.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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