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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "manifesting abundance".
The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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