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Your business plan has three phases:
launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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