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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Wealth is built slowly.
Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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