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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Coffee doesn't fix Monday.
It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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