ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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