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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Till death do us part.
Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified end date.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
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- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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